No, no. To ATONE for sins.

Rookie: Vin's going to a mandir. Why?
Me: To atone for his sins.
Rookie: (grins) Eh, don't say that. I've had too much fun in mandirs.

Yeah, and I've NEVER seen it before

Rookie: Oh, that's mustard.
Me: So?
Rookie. No, it's yellow.
Me: Umm...
Rookie: And I have it at home also.

THAT's why the Chinese are so skinny!

I want to sit against a wall.

I look fat otherwise.

To LISTEN you have to... ummm.... errr...

Me: You don't listen, do you?
Rookie: Okay, I'll try.

(closes eyes)

Rookie: Eh, I can't see anything!

Stop poking it where it don't belong.

It didn't come out of my nose.

It went inside the nose and then came out.

Instant Absolution

(Walking towards Bandstand)

I wanna go to church.


But I want beer.

Err, ok...

Rookie: I WANT THE BIGGEST ONE!!

(Sheepish smile)

Oh ok...

(starts giggling)

Eating Disorders

We are at Crepe Station, having breakfast...

Rookie: I am tired of eating
Asfaq: who the heck gets tired of eating?
Rookie: Dude, I get tired very often because of eating

(suddenly smiles and starts giggling)

Do something!!

...chalo, lets do something.

(starts giggling)

Computer peripherals

Do you have a hard disk I can put in my pc?

(starts giggling)

We believe you

(very thoughtfully)

Rookie: I never say random things
I put thought into all I say
Its my mom who doesn't...

I may not watch porn for years.

I'm so bored... I was jus tellin V abt old toothless people kissing and how it would be weird... You tried that?

"Igor.... Igor!!"

Rookie: I wore dangly earrings today and N called me tomboy and Archie found them incongruous with my personality

:|

Jhayu: What nonsense! I think you look LOVELY in dangly earrings

Rookie: Yes, but they keep touching my neck shoulders... I'm short, no... Or maybe I cant keep my neck straight...

Yeah, right after I laksoepae your masnsuale. Yeah, baby.

Rookie: Oh ok u carry on with work and leave jaldi. Will babeddybaddbad later.

..La la la in the morning

Rookie: you know at times you are just standing or doing your own work and you feel like going la la lala lalalalalalalala
Rookie: while flailing your arms and running like a pyscho? I feel like doing that now
Rookie: though what comes to my mind is people streaking and doing lalalala

I'm bent double right now from the sympathy pain

(While talking about a guy, with increasing spite and vehemence towards the end)

Aren't there those places where you can just go and kick those big balls? You know, kick them and then jump on them...

Yeah, I'm a Chinese hit-and-run artist.

Vin: We were boxing at the ATM.
Rookie: Eh, I won, no?
Vin: (chuckles) Yeah, okay, whatever you say..
Jhayu: How come?
Rookie: 'cos I switched to kung fu. And I can run fast.

And if you hear my voice, let me know I'm talking...

(Rookie's walking backwards up an incline)

Eh, tell me if a car comes and hits me, haan...

Both of them?

Maybe I'll just hold both your things.

Bloody chinkies are all crooked...

I was trying to draw a bird, but it came out as a snake.

(scribbles over it)

Chinese saala.

And all my room mates live in this room!

I'm so sad, all my team mates are from my team!!!

Yeah, We're THAT Close

Rookie: Jhayu, are you going to the loo?
Me: Yeah, why?
Rookie: No, ok. Go. I'll also come.

You're not the only hard one around

Rookie: Kev, you gotta admit, I'm hard no...

Fashion Is So Lame

Rookie: Say something.
Me: Something.
Rookie: That's so lame. You're like those Fashion Street guys.

Ifs and Butts

Rookie: You'll do it but...
Me: There is no but.

(Rookie gives a sly smile and giggles)

Rookie: No, haan, don't say that. You have a little butt.

I Don't Give A ButterFlying Fuck

"Butterflies lay eggs?"

(Rookie thinks)

"No, they come out of eggs."

So Scratching The Nose Would Mean...

Rookie: This place smells like pee
Me: No it doesn't
Rookie: Then maybe my nose does...

Incest

Rookie: ...I think I'd b pretty open minded if my son was gay
Rookie: at least I wont have mother issues and feel insecure about the women in his life and be a bitch to them
Rookie: for all I know, I might like his partner
Rookie: oh no that would be almost-incest.

I'm so hard, it's a problem

(I place my head on her leg)

Eh, no no. Tickly tickly happens if you put your head on me. And yours is so hard!

Because a Metaphor is a Metaphor

What's a metaphor for 'being screwed up'? Apart from 'being screwed up' itself..

We say nothing

(At our beloved PKD)

We said: nothing.
Rookie: Guys will you please contribute for my cigarettes coz i have to withdraw a lot of money.
We said: nothing.

Pen drives..

Jin: Do you have a pen drive on you?
Rookie: (Looks at her with a sly smile and starts giggling)

Games are gay.. no really!

(Rookie talking to a techy in the office)

Rookie: Test that game, no
Ve Shall: What game?
Rookie: Huh? Oh! I thought you said gay!!

It's The Sea Turtles, Mate...

Vingo:    He'll move here.
Rookie:  He'll live with who?
Me:           Yes, Rookie, he'll live with a Sea Turtle.
Rookie:  Oh, no, that's my Mom.

Gimme Some Secret Sauce

Me: I hate sauce.
Rookie: What?
Me: I hate sauce.
Rookie: What?
Me: I HATE SAUCE!
Rookie: You have AIDS, what?