No, no. To ATONE for sins.

Rookie: Vin's going to a mandir. Why?
Me: To atone for his sins.
Rookie: (grins) Eh, don't say that. I've had too much fun in mandirs.

Yeah, and I've NEVER seen it before

Rookie: Oh, that's mustard.
Me: So?
Rookie. No, it's yellow.
Me: Umm...
Rookie: And I have it at home also.

THAT's why the Chinese are so skinny!

I want to sit against a wall.

I look fat otherwise.

To LISTEN you have to... ummm.... errr...

Me: You don't listen, do you?
Rookie: Okay, I'll try.

(closes eyes)

Rookie: Eh, I can't see anything!

Stop poking it where it don't belong.

It didn't come out of my nose.

It went inside the nose and then came out.

Instant Absolution

(Walking towards Bandstand)

I wanna go to church.


But I want beer.

Err, ok...

Rookie: I WANT THE BIGGEST ONE!!

(Sheepish smile)

Oh ok...

(starts giggling)