Eating Disorders

We are at Crepe Station, having breakfast...

Rookie: I am tired of eating
Asfaq: who the heck gets tired of eating?
Rookie: Dude, I get tired very often because of eating

(suddenly smiles and starts giggling)

Do something!!

...chalo, lets do something.

(starts giggling)

Computer peripherals

Do you have a hard disk I can put in my pc?

(starts giggling)

We believe you

(very thoughtfully)

Rookie: I never say random things
I put thought into all I say
Its my mom who doesn't...

I may not watch porn for years.

I'm so bored... I was jus tellin V abt old toothless people kissing and how it would be weird... You tried that?

"Igor.... Igor!!"

Rookie: I wore dangly earrings today and N called me tomboy and Archie found them incongruous with my personality

:|

Jhayu: What nonsense! I think you look LOVELY in dangly earrings

Rookie: Yes, but they keep touching my neck shoulders... I'm short, no... Or maybe I cant keep my neck straight...

Yeah, right after I laksoepae your masnsuale. Yeah, baby.

Rookie: Oh ok u carry on with work and leave jaldi. Will babeddybaddbad later.

..La la la in the morning

Rookie: you know at times you are just standing or doing your own work and you feel like going la la lala lalalalalalalala
Rookie: while flailing your arms and running like a pyscho? I feel like doing that now
Rookie: though what comes to my mind is people streaking and doing lalalala

I'm bent double right now from the sympathy pain

(While talking about a guy, with increasing spite and vehemence towards the end)

Aren't there those places where you can just go and kick those big balls? You know, kick them and then jump on them...

Yeah, I'm a Chinese hit-and-run artist.

Vin: We were boxing at the ATM.
Rookie: Eh, I won, no?
Vin: (chuckles) Yeah, okay, whatever you say..
Jhayu: How come?
Rookie: 'cos I switched to kung fu. And I can run fast.

And if you hear my voice, let me know I'm talking...

(Rookie's walking backwards up an incline)

Eh, tell me if a car comes and hits me, haan...

Both of them?

Maybe I'll just hold both your things.