We are Where we Sit

R: Look my jacket fits so well on my chair..looks it's wearing it
R: Damn! M so fat!
...Stupid Chair!

Chk this

http://heehawdaily.blogspot.com/2010/07/bored.html

So here's the thing...my new work place is fantastic...and my new collegues-even better!
The one I wish to mention about has been christened "Ex-Rookie" by yours truly...and she surely says the darnest of all things!
Read a few quips to know what i mean -
* I look fat upside down! (Standing in the elevator, looking up at the ceiling that reflected her image)
* Fuck! I hate my hands... (just 'coz she couldn't carry 10 thousand things that she wanted to while crossing the ever-crowded road)

(http://heehawdaily.blogspot.com/)

"Though That Would Also Make For A Good Song..."

Rookie: what's that song-
Rookie: something on the prowl
Rookie: no
Me: umm...
Rookie: dude what is that song?
Rookie: oh fuck
Rookie: yes
Me: I don't know?
Rookie: sorry my bad
Rookie: i was confusing riders on the storm
Rookie: by thinking predators on the run

No, no. To ATONE for sins.

Rookie: Vin's going to a mandir. Why?
Me: To atone for his sins.
Rookie: (grins) Eh, don't say that. I've had too much fun in mandirs.

Yeah, and I've NEVER seen it before

Rookie: Oh, that's mustard.
Me: So?
Rookie. No, it's yellow.
Me: Umm...
Rookie: And I have it at home also.

THAT's why the Chinese are so skinny!

I want to sit against a wall.

I look fat otherwise.

To LISTEN you have to... ummm.... errr...

Me: You don't listen, do you?
Rookie: Okay, I'll try.

(closes eyes)

Rookie: Eh, I can't see anything!

Stop poking it where it don't belong.

It didn't come out of my nose.

It went inside the nose and then came out.

Instant Absolution

(Walking towards Bandstand)

I wanna go to church.


But I want beer.

Err, ok...

Rookie: I WANT THE BIGGEST ONE!!

(Sheepish smile)

Oh ok...

(starts giggling)

Eating Disorders

We are at Crepe Station, having breakfast...

Rookie: I am tired of eating
Asfaq: who the heck gets tired of eating?
Rookie: Dude, I get tired very often because of eating

(suddenly smiles and starts giggling)