No, no. To ATONE for sins.

Rookie: Vin's going to a mandir. Why?
Me: To atone for his sins.
Rookie: (grins) Eh, don't say that. I've had too much fun in mandirs.

Yeah, and I've NEVER seen it before

Rookie: Oh, that's mustard.
Me: So?
Rookie. No, it's yellow.
Me: Umm...
Rookie: And I have it at home also.

THAT's why the Chinese are so skinny!

I want to sit against a wall.

I look fat otherwise.

To LISTEN you have to... ummm.... errr...

Me: You don't listen, do you?
Rookie: Okay, I'll try.

(closes eyes)

Rookie: Eh, I can't see anything!

Stop poking it where it don't belong.

It didn't come out of my nose.

It went inside the nose and then came out.

Instant Absolution

(Walking towards Bandstand)

I wanna go to church.


But I want beer.

We believe you

(very thoughtfully)

Rookie: I never say random things
I put thought into all I say
Its my mom who doesn't...

"Igor.... Igor!!"

Rookie: I wore dangly earrings today and N called me tomboy and Archie found them incongruous with my personality

:|

Jhayu: What nonsense! I think you look LOVELY in dangly earrings

Rookie: Yes, but they keep touching my neck shoulders... I'm short, no... Or maybe I cant keep my neck straight...

Yeah, right after I laksoepae your masnsuale. Yeah, baby.

Rookie: Oh ok u carry on with work and leave jaldi. Will babeddybaddbad later.

Yeah, I'm a Chinese hit-and-run artist.

Vin: We were boxing at the ATM.
Rookie: Eh, I won, no?
Vin: (chuckles) Yeah, okay, whatever you say..
Jhayu: How come?
Rookie: 'cos I switched to kung fu. And I can run fast.

And if you hear my voice, let me know I'm talking...

(Rookie's walking backwards up an incline)

Eh, tell me if a car comes and hits me, haan...

And all my room mates live in this room!

I'm so sad, all my team mates are from my team!!!