"Though That Would Also Make For A Good Song..."

Rookie: what's that song-
Rookie: something on the prowl
Rookie: no
Me: umm...
Rookie: dude what is that song?
Rookie: oh fuck
Rookie: yes
Me: I don't know?
Rookie: sorry my bad
Rookie: i was confusing riders on the storm
Rookie: by thinking predators on the run

To LISTEN you have to... ummm.... errr...

Me: You don't listen, do you?
Rookie: Okay, I'll try.

(closes eyes)

Rookie: Eh, I can't see anything!

Err, ok...

Rookie: I WANT THE BIGGEST ONE!!

(Sheepish smile)

Oh ok...

(starts giggling)

Eating Disorders

We are at Crepe Station, having breakfast...

Rookie: I am tired of eating
Asfaq: who the heck gets tired of eating?
Rookie: Dude, I get tired very often because of eating

(suddenly smiles and starts giggling)

Do something!!

...chalo, lets do something.

(starts giggling)

Yeah, I'm a Chinese hit-and-run artist.

Vin: We were boxing at the ATM.
Rookie: Eh, I won, no?
Vin: (chuckles) Yeah, okay, whatever you say..
Jhayu: How come?
Rookie: 'cos I switched to kung fu. And I can run fast.

Bloody chinkies are all crooked...

I was trying to draw a bird, but it came out as a snake.

(scribbles over it)

Chinese saala.

Fashion Is So Lame

Rookie: Say something.
Me: Something.
Rookie: That's so lame. You're like those Fashion Street guys.

So Scratching The Nose Would Mean...

Rookie: This place smells like pee
Me: No it doesn't
Rookie: Then maybe my nose does...