Showing posts with label misheard stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label misheard stuff. Show all posts

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

It's The Sea Turtles, Mate...

Vingo:    He'll move here.
Rookie:
 He'll live with who?
Me:           Yes, Rookie, he'll live with a Sea Turtle.
Rookie:  Oh, no, that's my Mom.

Gimme Some Secret Sauce

Me: I hate sauce.
Rookie: What?
Me: I hate sauce.
Rookie: What?
Me: I HATE SAUCE!
Rookie: You have AIDS, what?